2026 UNOFFICIAL NHL TUMBLR CENCUS

general overview

favourite players

Trevor Zegras

Sidney Crosby

Macklin Celebrini

Active in the NHL? Adam Lowry

Aleksander Barkov

Alex Laferriere

Alex nedeljkovic and shakir mukhamadullin

Alex Wennberg

Alexander Wennberg

All of the Canes except Slavin. Also Macklin Celebrini. Also Sasha Barkov.

All-time: Dominik Hasek; active: Seth Jarvis

andrei svechnikov

Andrei Svechnikov

Anton Lundell

Anže Kopitar

arshdeep bains

Artturi Lehkonen

Auston Matthews & Joseph Woll

Avery Hayes

barkov

blake lizotte

Boko Imama

Brady Tkachuk

Brandon Montour

Brandt Clarke

Cale Makar

Cale Makarrrrr

Chris Kreider

Chris Kreider/Igor Shesterkin

claude giroux

collin graf

Collin Graf

Connor Dewar

Connor McDavid

connor mcdavid, my absolute guy

Crosby, Kopitar, MacKinnon, most of team Canada tbh

dan vladar :)

Daniel Vladař 🧡

David pastrnak

David Pastrnak or Esa Lindell

DEWEY 💛💛💛

don't make me choose

Dustin Wolf (Flames) and Stu Skinner (Penguins)

eetu luostarinen

Eetu Luostarinen

Egor Chinakhov

Eric Gudbranson

erik karlsson

Evgeni Malkin

fraser minten

Fraser Minten

Geno malkin

I can’t pick a fave from the stars they’re all my angels (Jason Robertson) (also ironically deeply charmed by Nathan Mackinnon bc he is just inherently funny at all times despite the stick up his ass) (also sorry about this I’m not good at picking singular favourites. my 3rd is trevor zegras. poster boy of wearing ur heart on ur sleeve)

ian moore

idk

idk if this counts but David Gustafsson. + Elias Salomonsson

Ilya Sorokin

Ivan Demidov

jack eichel

jack roslovic made me romantic about ufas connor murphy made me bisexual idk what else to say

Jacob Fowler

Jake Evans

jake oettinger

Jakub Dobeš

Jason Robertson

joel eriksson ek

jonathan drouin

jonathan toews (he isn’t dead yet!)

Josh Manson

Karel vejmelka

Kirill Kaprizov

kirill kaprizov

kirill marchenko

kris letang

Kris Letang

kyle connor! :)

lane hutson

Lane Hutson

lane hutson

Leon Draisaitl

Liam Ohgren

Logan Cooley

logan stankoven

logan stankoven (for serious)/kirill marchenko (for sillies)

Louis Crevier

Macklin Celebrini

macklin celebrini

Macklin Celebrini

macklin celebrini, sam dickinson, alex nedeljkovic

Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Alexander Wennberg, Leo Carlsson, Olen Zellweger

mario ferraro

Mario Ferraro

Mark Stone

martin necas

mat barzal

Matt Boldy

Matt duchene

matthew tkachuk unfortunately

Mavrik Bourque, Lian Bichsel, or Tyler Seguin

Michkov

Mika Zibanejad

Mikko Rantanen

Mitch Marner

mitch marner

mitch marner :/

Mo Seider

moritz seider

nate mack :)))

Nazar

nick suzuki

nicklas backstrom

Nico hischier

Nikita Zadorov

niko mikkola

noah cates

oliver bonk

On my team: Ivar Stenberg <- delusion/superstition, in the league: Connor Bedard

On my team: Quinn Hughes / On another team: Darcy Kuemper

Owen Tippett

Parker Kelly

Philipp Grubauer

Pierre-Luc Dubois

quinn hughes

Quinton Byfield

Roope Hintz, Miro Heiskanen, Wyatt Johnston

Ryan Leonard

ryan leonard

Ryan Leonard

ryan nugent-hopkins

Sam Bennett

Sasha Barkov

seamus casey

Sebastian Aho

sergei bobrovsky

Seth Jarvis💖

Shane Wright

sharks-specific: shakir mukhamadullin and yaroslav askarov (they were childhood friends they count as one)

Sidney Crosby

sidney crosby

Sidney Crosby

Sidney Crosby (runner up Ben Kindel)

sidney crosby, evgeni malkin, kris letang, marc-andre fleury

simon benoit

Spencer Knight

Stu Skinner

Teeeeeeks

teeks tk tiki bar travis konecny himself

Teuvo Teräväinen

thomas chabot

Tom Wilson

travis konecny

Travis Konecny

TRAVIS KONECNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Travis sanheim (or Travis konecny can I say both travii)

Trevor Zegras

trevor zegras

Trevor Zegras

trevor zegras + travis konecny

trevor zegras my beloved

Trevor Zegras!

Ukko-pekka luukkonen

used to be Brad Marchand, now David Pastrnak

Vince Dunn

vladimir tarasenko

well. Connor McDavid

will smith

Will smith

will smith

will smith (hockey)

Will Smith Hockey

will smith hockey

william eklund

William Nylander

Wyatt Johnston

wyatt johnston

Wyatt Johnston

Yaroslav Askarov

Zayne Parekh

zegras

least favourite players

CARTER HART

Tkachucks

Hughes

95% of the stars & avs

Anthony Stolarz

any of the vegas golden knights but especially mitch marner

anyone in tampa + drew doughty

Anyone named tkachuk

Anyone who stands against Linus Ullmark

Besides all the obvious answers (known abusers) i genuinely and from the bottom of my heart hope that mark stone fucking dies

Besides the obvious answers, Nathan MacKinnon

bobby brink my beloathed

brady tkachuck

Brady Tkachuk

Brady tkachuk

Brandon Hagel

Brandon Tanev

Bryan Rust

c***** h***

c*rter h*rt. and the hugheses.

c*rter h*rt

c*rter hart or the tkachuks

Cale Makar & Quinn Hughes will never be Miro Heiskanen

cale makar pisses me tf off

Cale Makar

Can’t remember his name - only (non-Russian) player who didn’t use pride tape

carter goddamn hart

Carter Hart (for obvious reasons)

Carter Hart (fork found in kitchen answer)

Carter Hart (no means no motherfucker)

Carter Hart

Carter hart

Carter Hart

Carter hart

carter hart for being a rapist, but if we are doing just in the spirit of being a hater for no reason then portor martone

Carter Hart for the obvious reason, macklin celebrini if no rapists were on teams

carter hart or any of the hughes brothers

Carter Hart.

Carter hart/Tkachucks/Hughes/Matt Boldy <- it is personal

Carter Hart

carter hart

Carter Hart

carter hart

Carter Hart

carter hart

Carter Hart

Carter hart

Carter Hart

carter hart

Carter Hart

carter hart

Carter Hart

carter hart

Carter Hart

carter hart

carter hart…..

Connor Bedard

CONNOR MCDAVID (CARTER HART TOO)

connor mcdavid

do i even need to say who at this point. (hint: he plays on the knights)

evander kane

for rivalry reasons mark stone

Fucking upchuck brothers (and the Vegas goalie I won’t even name)

generally c*rter h*rt, team-specific probably hellebuyck

H*rt

Hagel

Hart

idk any of the abusers i guess

idk

if either Jamie Benn or Evgeni Malkin died a violent and painful death tomorrow I would literally throw a party about it

in general it’s c*rter hart or the tkachuks

in the league? mcdavid maybe. on my team, i guess it’s gregor

is it crazy if i say sidcros. this isnt necessarily true i just hate that EVERYONE loves and worships him so much. and he literally hates us. real answer probably like. brady tkachuk

J.T. Miller

jack eichel

jack hughes

jake allen

John Klingberg

Jonathan Toews

Jordan Binnington

Just one? No way. Farter Shart and the Tkachuck cavemen (I can't even spell that shit) and Jack Hughes.

Juulsen

Kevin Hayes

leon draisaitl

looking at jack hughes at this point does make me want to puke so

macklin celebrini

macklin. fans are annoying.

many

marchenko

Mark Stone

Matthew Tkachuk

matthew tkachuk

Matthew Tkachuk

matthew tkatchuk

Mitch Marner

Nathan MacKinnon

nathan mackinnon

Nichushkin

nick leddy

no such thing i hate all my opps equally

off-ice: Carter Hart, etc. on-ice: Taylor Hall this season specifically, maybe Tom Wilson generally

On my team, Jonathan Toews

On my team: N/A. In league: Carter Hart (& Brett Howden)

On the flames, bean. Off the flames 🤷 don’t care enough

Overall? Carter Hart

P kane

parker wotherspoon IS the worst fucking player on his team and tbh a real shitheel this year. like other than all the literal rapists and domestic abusers, i can’t fucking stand this dude

Patrick Kane

patrick kane

PKane or Hart

quinn hughes 🤮

quinn hughes

Quinn Hughes

quinn hughes

Radko Gudas (or C. Hart but idk if that counts since i don’t count him as a legitimate player)

RADKO GUDAS

rasmus dahlin (he's too blonde among other reasons)

Rasmus Dahlin

sam bennett die

Sam Bennett

sharks-specific: nick leddy

sharter fart

Sharter Fart

sharter fart

Sidney Crosby

sidney crosby

staal

Tage Thompson

taylor hall

TDA? This is hard i am very hateful

the excuse of a human between the pipes in las vegas

The goalie from vegas

The tchucklefucks

Tkachuk

Tkachuk brothers, Radko Gudas

Tkachuks + tomas hertl

Too many to say but currently the rapist goalie and accomplices

Trevor zegras

trevor zegras

Valeri Nichushkin (he should be in prison)

valeri nichushkin can die

Well... You know ... A couple answers here...

will smith hockey sorryyyy the willmack fans have soured me entirely i don’t even want to see them if the hockey is good

William Nylander

wotherspoon